Good Game with the Spellcheck, Guys

Game: Just Cause 2
System: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PC

It says:
The Ular Boys associate known as Portugese Pete has been
captured by the authorities. At the time he was in possession of
sensitive Ular business data.

• It’s “Portuguese”.

Game: Dragonsphere
System: PC

It says:
The pile of bones is the remains of this Soptus
trader’s dinner. There’s still a bit of meat here
and there if you’re hungry

Game: Mass Effect 2: Genesis
System: Xbox 360, PlayStation 3, PC

The subtitles say: Could barely breath.

The VO says: Could barely breathe.

• The breath/breathe error is high up on my “retarded grammar mix-ups that infuriate me” list. Oh, and you can get a closer look here.

Game: Baldur’s Gate: Dark Alliance
System: PlayStation 2

It says:
MEMORY CARD 1 [8MB][for PlayStation2]:
Baldurs Gate Dark Alliance data is not present.
This game requires [343]KB.   Initialize now?

This is a different breed of post than my usual fodder: these aren’t really typos. At the beginning of DAII, during the character creation, the class descriptions for Male/Female Rogues and Mages change slightly between genders. I have no idea why. I figured this was similar enough to what I normally post that I could swing it.

I wonder why they’re different, since both genders play exactly the same, and the text differences are minute. It will forever be a mystery.

Game: Dragon Age II
System: PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, PC

It says:
Male Rogue:
Rogues can wield a dagger in each hand or rain arrows from a distance. They are particularly adept
at tearing down individual opponents and are the only class that can pick locks or disarm traps.

Female Rogue:
Rogues can wield a dagger in each hand or rain arrows from a distance. They are particularly adept
at tearing down individual opponents, and are the only class that can pick locks or disarm traps.

Male Mage:
Mages command arcane spells and hurl bolts of magic from their staves. Despite their immense
power, mages are vulnerable when their allies fall or when enemy troops attack them directly.

Female Mage:
Mages command arcane spells and hurl bolts of magic from their staves. Despite their immense
power, mages are vulnerable when their allies fall or whenever enemy troops attack them directly.

• Get a closer look at both here.

Game: Star Wars: the Old Republic
System: PC

It says:
Error finding codex: 0

• Codex: 0 rears its ugly head once again.
• Get a closer look here.

Game: Star Wars: the Old Republic
System: PC

It says:
Windredd: All you need is my sword through you neck.

• Get a closer look here.

Game: Star Wars: the Old Republic
System: PC

It says:
Error finding codex: 0

• Not exactly a typo, but a text error nonetheless.
• Get a closer look here.

Not a normal post, but these things are floating around as the newest photomeme.
I figured I’d make one to describe myself.